The 5 Wildest NBA Fits

I have called up the big man himself, the Moj Bomber, Michael Guereca. We are going to take a look at some recent NBA fits and give them a rating out of 10. Feel free to comment anything that you want our opinion on and we give this another run anytime.

Kyle Kuzma

Moj Take: A fisherman’s wet dream. There is no reason to wear this fit outside of a boat. The boots, hat and monochrome vibe are the only redeeming qualities. 

Moj Rating: 4.6

Reed Take: I just hope that he has a tiny sweet treat inside all of the pockets that he can give to Wizards fans when they get sad (happens a lot). The Prada bucket hat is nice but I feel like the bucket hat really had its moment in the sun like a decade ago. 

Reed Rating: 5.5

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander

Moj Take: This is what my Tony Hawk underground skater character looked like. This fit works best if you’re a fallout boy backup singer. The silhouette of his shoes are giving emo clown vibes.  

Moj Rating: 6.2

Reed Take: Shai is out here tryna dress like me with the styled down tie, sheesh. The hooded leather jacket is kinda crazy and I do like the patine/fade it has. The emo clown shoes remind of all those oversized Rick Owens, I’m into it. 

Reed Rating: 8.6

Kevin Durant

Moj Take: Truly a fashion masterclass. Earth tones are in and KD knows it. Call that man a snake or chronically online all you want but you cannot call him dripless. 

Moj Rating: 9.6

Reed Take: KD is just like me bro, wearing Carhartt on the daily and never doing a lick of manual labor. If you told me that this dude got on the L train at Myrtle/Wyckoff and was going to his gallery job but was really thinking about quitting so that he could focus on his ‘art’, I would believe it. Dude spent too much time in Brooklyn.

Reed Rating: 8.2

James Harden

Moj Take: This is what I want my gun camo to look like when I play Call of Duty. It goes to show that not all designer is a must wear. I think this is a case of ‘does not own a mirror’ syndrome, get it checked out ASAP.

Moj Rating: 2.3

Reed Take: I recently watched a video of 6ix9ine buying Cheif Keef’s baby mama a really ugly red Gucci purse, this outfit reminded me out that. 

Reed Rating: 1.5

2011 All-Star Fits

Moj Take: 2011 was a time where boring clothes combos dominated the LL bean catalog. Here we see yet another drab gathering of uncles ready for a cookout. I’m honestly surprised no skinny jeans are seen in this set- and for that we thank David Stern.

Moj Rating: 5.9

Reed Take: Tell me why Blake Griffin looks like a midwestern bully in a TV show that just got done giving someone a swirly? We follow Blake as he bullies the only openly gay kid in the school only for us to later find out that Blake himself is gay but doesn’t know how to accept himself.

It’s also hilarious to me that Kevin Love, who looks like he just walked out of Banana Republic, is the most stylish player. 

Reed Rating: 3.4

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